Tuesday, June 30, 2009
I'm not embarrassed, I just a few months ago had a Colonoscopy. No big deal, it's recommended for men past the age of 50. So laying there, a bit groggy after the procedure, I had a little time and during the progression of the contemplation of many things, one interesting thought breached the power of the anesthesia and burst out of the deep wrinkles of my numbness. The thought was as follows. How remarkably similar Mr. Obama, his deftness at reading a teleprompter, all his policies and rhetoric and how he treats his dog, etc. etc. are to a Colonoscopy. Please permit me to explain, if I may.
First, they tell you it is necessary, good for you and all that. Then they tell you what's going to happen and what possible problems might arise, but all and all it's what really needs to be done and it needs to be done soon! They try to make you as comfortable as possible before they start. They wrap warm blankets around your body and feet while asking you the final few pertinent personal questions and last but not least they put you to sleep. What's the similarities you say? Well first off this is no cut directed at my doctors and wonderful nurses that took care of me. But in keeping with Obama's plan for mankind you wake up and your not really sure where in Hades you are. You didn't really feel a thing but your pretty sure you just had an ass reaming. Um, After which, and Just like our new government policies your going to be wheeled down the hall to recovery. It's all about the recovery, and rehabilitation. Like our country is recovering right now and will be fore ever, this recovery is from an ass reaming, which in this case has been facilitated by the last and absolutely the greatest care giving politician in our country's history. Notice I said the last, as I believe America has no more to give! No not one righteous man or woman left to become our leader. No not one coming up in the wings, no one yearning to serve his fellow man, citizen, illegal alien etc. except to personally gain as much as possible for his or herself and all fellow "conformists" who assist and continually conform to the whims of popular secular thought to further their own individual personal agendas. Back to the procedure, they tell you you should have this done every year on an on going basis. Oh Boy! an ASS reaming every year now and forever. I thought to myself at least I can make that call "myself" when next year rolls around. Then I heard Obama talking on the tube over the last few days about health care. He told me that when his Health Care Bill passed that he would still allow me to pick or choose my own physician. Did you hear what I said? He will allow me to pick my own physician. Thanks B.O. but the day you get to where you can allow me to pick my own physician will be the day I move out of YOUR COUNTRY cause it will no longer be my country. Not that I believe this will happen no! I don't think you are a very wise man, and I am going to hide and watch you prove that to the world. I also don't think that you are going to take our country from US. Remember, there are more of US than there are politicians, I mean all politicians! Maybe there are more liberals now than US, notice I didn't say Republicans, or Conservatives, I'm no longer neither, no, I said US! We are none of the above, we are those who know what's coming if you continue. You lately have sided with the Honduran president who, as I understand was underway to change the Honduran Constitution so as to allow himself to remain president of Honduras without a democratic vote. This speaks volumes about you Mr. B.O. Are you thinking the same thing for yourself? Why would you say something like that? Why wouldn't you flex your backbone and stand up for something? Your smooth ole boy! You are for change, I believe it, you don't have to say no more, you say volumes when you keep your mouth shut. Only the volumes are nothing but slander against our CONSTITUTION! Cease and Desist!!!! AP
Friday, June 26, 2009
The South is good to me. I've lived in and out and around here off and on for most of my life. There's not too many places you can live that's got woods, creeks, a big river, swamps and as much room as this area does to just get out and roam. You got your fishing, hunting, etc. etc. but more than all this you got your "Amigos". I've always been blessed with great friends here at home. I got friends all over this place we call earth but I always look forward to coming home and catching up with my Southern Brothers.
I can leave my place swing by Billy Reid's if its not too early and have a conversation with him and Pappy. On the other hand, in the late afternoon I might go stick my feet in the cold waters of Cypress Creek at David C's house and cast a Clouser to a Small Mouth then wade on down a few hundred feet on the other bank to Robin's and have him cook us a Pizza in his Creek Side Pizza Oven. I picked up my good friend J Kelvin T at the Muscle Shoals Airport this morning. He'd flown up from Birmingham in his Beechcraft to look over a design project I'm overseeing for another Southern Brother, Allan R.
Then there are all those brothers and sisters that make music in our area, the older and more "mature?" Muscle Shoals Swampers, David, Kelvin, N.C. Scott, Jimmy, Patterson, Jason, Mac, Gary, Rodney, James, Cindy, Larry, Angela, Lenny, Shane and the rest keeping the Muscle Shoals Sound alive and well. I was over to Fame this morning to talk to Rodney and got to say hello to Gary and Larry. Gary always gives me a hug, what an entertainer and song writer and Larry Byrom, well you should google him sometime. Anyway that's it today, just wanting to hear myself think some more, share a few thoughts, see where it goes. AP Larry Byrom
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Thursday, June 18, 2009
Roy Chapman Andrews taught himself Taxidermy, saved his money and put himself through college. Hired on at the American Museum of Natural History and went out, out to nowhere lands around the world to explore and discover. Excellent man for our younger generation to admire instead of the B. O. thing.
HEY DAVID LETTERMAN, I BET YOUR MOTHER WOULD BE PROUD OF YOU, PROBABLY NOT! I WOULD SAY THAT YOUR DAD DIDN'T BEND YOU OVER AND WHIP YOUR ASS NEAR ENOUGH. YOUR STILL THE LITTLE SMART ASS YOU PROBABLY WERE WHEN YOU WERE WALKING AROUND WITH DIRTY DIAPERS AT AGE 13. GET A LIFE OLD MAN AND GO AND INSULT SOMEONE THAT IS RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOU IF YOU GOT THE KAHUNAS. AP
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- Just Another Savage!
- I’m a Southern Boy, just 56 last November, I get around here and there, Central America, Africa, Red Bay. I’m a Father, Grandfather, Husband, Artist and general flunky of sorts. Live in a little historic town in an old building I remodeled. Just wanted to hear myself think I guess, talk about the need of simplification, show some art, express an interest or two, brag on my dogs and see where it goes. That’s it!, That’s the deal, Thanks